


THE CROW (12)
D: Rupert Sanders
Lionsgate / FilmNation / Hassell Free / The Electric Shadow Company / Davis Films / Pressman Films / 30West / Ashland Hill Media Finance / Maze / Occupant (Edward R. Pressman, Molly Hassell, John Jencks, Victor Hadida & Samuel Hadida)
US/UK/France 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇫🇷 2024
111 mins
Crime/Fantasy
W: Zach Baylin & William Schneider [based on characters created by James O’Barr]
DP: Steve Annis
Ed: Neil Smith & Chris Dickens
Mus: Volker Bertelmann
Bill Skarsgård (Eric Draven / The Crow), FKA Twigs (Shelly Webster), Danny Huston (Vincent Roeg), Josette Simon (Sophie Webster)
Another addition to the list of remakes nobody ever asked for, wanted or needed is this pathetic update of ‘The Crow’, which was originally brought to screen in 1994 and has gone on to be a bonafide cult classic.
In this version, Eric Draven is portrayed by Bill Skarsgård as a sulky emo who is constantly bullied, but finds love when he meets Shelly Webster at a rehab centre, which the two escape from together, fall in love and setting him up for revenge when she’s eventually murdered by a crime kingpin.
Skarsgård is terribly miscast here, but his performance can be forgiven when compared to FKA Twigs’ emotionless, dead-eyed performance, which begs the question why her character wasn’t dead in the film’s introduction, as was the case in the 1994 film.
Personally, I’m not a lover of The Crow like it’s hardcore fans are, but appreciate it for its visual style, if nothing else, and while I do think it’s placed a little high on the pedestal of ‘great comic book movies’, I would consider it a masterpiece next to this boring, depressing trash.
Amongst the worst films of 2024 - saved from being the worst comic book movie of the year because ‘Madame Web’ also sadly exists.
2/10
