JONAH HEX (12)
D: Jimmy Hayward
Warner/Legendary/Mad Chance/Weed Road (Akiva Goldsman &
Andrew Lazar)
US 2010
81 mins
Action/Fantasy/Western
W: Neveldine & Taylor [based on characters created by John
Albano & Tony Dezuniga]
DP: Mitchell Amundsen
Ed: Dan Hanley, Kent Beyda, Fernando Villena & Andrew S.
Eisen
Mus: Marco Beltrami
Josh Brolin (Jonah Hex), Megan Fox (Tallulah Black), John
Malkovich (Quentin Turnbull), Michael Fassbender (Burke), Will Arnett (Lt. Cross), Michael Shannon (Dr. Cross Williams)
One of the worst comic book adaptations of all time, starring
Josh Brolin as the title character- a bounty hunter with a burned face who can communicate with the dead.
It quite simply doesn't work, the story is riddled with
terrible cliches, boring characters, lame action scenes and poor visual effects.
I
also couldn't decide what was uglier, Josh Brolin's appearance or Megan Fox's pathetic attempt at acting.
The only positives are that it was mercifully short at a mere
81 minutes and that Fox's awful performance ensured that she stayed off cinema screens for a number of years.
3/10