ROBIN HOOD (12)
D: Otto Bathurst
Lionsgate/Summit/Appian Way/Safehouse/Thunder Road (Jennifer Davisson & Leonard DiCaprio)
US 2018
116 mins
Action/Adventure
W: Ben Chandler & David James Kelly
DP: George Steel
Ed: Joe Hutshing & Chris Barwell
Mus: Joseph Trapanese
Taron Egerton (Robin Of Loxley), Jamie Foxx (Little John), Ben Mendelssohn (The Sheriff of Nottingham), Eve Hewson (Marian), Tim Minchin (Friar Tuck), Jamie Dornan (Will 'Scarlet' Tillman), F. Murray Abraham (The Cardinal)
Yet another cinematic incarnation of the famous English legendary character, following Errol Flynn iconically in 1938, Kevin Costner in a popcorn version in 1991, Patrick Bergin in a rather placid version the same year, Cary Elwes in a 1993 spoof, Russell Crowe in a 2010 film which split opinion, even represented as a fox in a 1973 animated version from Disney. All of these are streets ahead of Taron Egerton donning the hood for this "cor-blimey geezer" version which does for the fable what Guy Ritchie & Charlie Hunnam did for King Arthur a year earlier.
Everything about this film is bad, from the unfocused direction which can't seem to place the story in any particular timeframe to the poorly-penned screenplay which attempts to "subvert expectations" by reimagining the characters in a story we may be all too familiar with. Personally, when a film says it's a reimagination, it just means to me that it's an incompetently researched cash-grab relying on a nostalgic hook to try and pull people in.
Even the action set pieces are boring, which is quite unforgivable for a film which is marketing itself as an action-adventure. Despite having a good cast, the performances are rotten, mostly due to the abysmal direction and script, and I really can't let this review get by without mentioning the anachronistic costumes, which look as though they were picked up from an H&M outlet store on the eve before the shoot.
All this proves is that Hollywood seem to be a little too deft in stealing from the poor (cinema audiences) to give to the rich (studio executives). Don't let them have your money for this.
2/10