THE THING (15)
D: Matthijs van Heijningen, Jr.
Universal/Strike/Morgan Creek (Marc Abraham & Eric
Newman)
US 2011
103 mins
Science Fiction/Thriller
W: Eric Heisserer [based on the story "Who Goes There?" by
John W. Campbell, Jr.]
DP: Michel Abramowicz
Ed: Julian Clarke & Peter Boyle
Mus: Marco Beltrami
Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Kate Lloyd), Joel Edgerton (Sam
Carter), Ulrich Thomsen (Dr. Sander Halvorson), Eric Christian Olsen (Adam Finch), Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje (Derek Jameson)
Though it may have sold itself on the pretence that it's a
prequel rather than a remake, this is simply Hollywood spin. It's a remake, using exactly the same formula as John Carpenter's film and not deviating from it. It may not have the same
characters, and its closing moments may be a wink to the John Carpenter version, but that's about as original as it gets. If that wasn't bad enough, this remake also substitutes the paranoia
in a claustrophobic atmosphere in favour of cheap shock tactics and disappointing CGI gore effects. None of the cast shine and the main female protagonist gives about as much emotion as a bad
Kristen Stewart impersonator.
Ignore this abomination and rewatch the 1982 version, even
seek out the 1951 version. The only thing on display here is shameless Hollywood greed.
3/10