D: Paul King
Warner Bros / Village Roadshow / Heyday / The Roald Dahl Story Company / Domain
UK/US 🇬🇧🇺🇸 2023
116 mins
Musical/Fantasy
W: Simon Farnaby & Paul King [based on characters created by Roald Dahl]
DP: Chung Chung-Hoon
Ed: Mark Everson
Mus: Joby Talbot; Neil Hannon
PD: Nathan Crowley
Cos: Lindy Hemming
Timothee Chalamet (Willy Wonka), Calah Lane (Noodle), Keegan Michael-Key (Chief of Police), Paterson Joseph (Arthur Slugworth), Matt Lucas (Gerald Prodnose)
Whether you’re a fan of the 1971 Gene Wilder version of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory of the Tim Burton 2005 remake, 2023’s Wonka is an origin story prequel that makes absolutely no difference to either of those two films.
In fact, I’d say this is just a cynical cash grab, with a production that looks no better than a BBC mini series.  The only thing it really gets right is the costuming, but even that was based upon pre-existing designs. Timothee Chalamet doesn’t quite know whether to ape Gene Wilder or Johnny Depp in his portrayal as the mysterious chocolate maker, and his performance just comes off as quirky for the sake of being quirky, but it has to be said that it’s still the best performance in the film.
The character is supposed to be mysterious - he doesn’t need a back story, an origin, and audiences don’t need it explained to them what makes his chocolate supposedly taste so good.
Perhaps I could have get swept along with this film if I felt any of the Neil Hannon-penned songs were any good, but they were all incredibly forgettable or just plain annoying.
Director Paul King did a splendid job bringing two Paddington movies to the big screen over the past decade, but this one definitely feels like a step backwards for him. It doesn’t even feel like one director’s vision at all - more a movie put together by a committee for one reason only, to make as much money as possible.  I suppose it worked in that case, as it was incredibly profitable, but that doesn’t make it a good film, nor does it make it worth watching, even for a little taster.
5/10